my brother, the weirdo.

i swear i am such a kid.

i’m maniacally giggling to myself as i fiddle about with the controls of my miniscule new remote control car, which i swear more resembles an annoying cockroach than a car. i must admit, there’s nothing compared to the pure joy of plaguing their lives with an annoying 2 inch car scurrying about all over the floor, banging their legs all over the place. ah, this is bliss.

i just turned 26 yesterday. i’ve only got 4 years to the big three oh (no pun intended, wong), and yet still i feel unfulfilled. to be honest with y’all, i’m not even sure what i’m trying to fulfill anyways. i guess that’ll come in time.

ah it’s a great day today.

the sun is out shining. the grass is green, except for some patches where some random stupid incontinent cat just had a messy and exciting defecation, by the look of it. my younger brother, ali, is out doing whatever it is he loves doing. to further bore you all i’ll even make u a list of the random things that he has done before.

01. brutally and passionately beat a pillow to death with sticks. later he calls for back up from his friends. medics say that the pillow was beaten till it died of massive internal haemmorhage. cops found evidence of brutality from the feathers stuck on ali’s hair.

02. lie down on the floor and pretend to be a scuba diver swimming. later he is joined by two of my cousins. on a carpet. in the middle of the hall full of people.

03. spray paint the tyres of my bicycle red. oh, and the pedals too. tried to spray paint the saddle too, but unfortunately spray can dies and wheezes out it’s dying scarlet breath. end result? a bicycle which looked like it belonged to Leatherface from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

04. tied a string to a packet of wriggleys chewing gum and tied it to his finger. ali claims that this prevents the packet from escaping. he can now efficiently throw the gum away and yet it’ll never escape.

05. wears a kain pelekat and put the cats under it. now honestly i have NO idea what so ever what he’s trying to do here. all i know is that later the cats look damn haunted and their ears lie flat back against their head for at least a week or so.

haih. anyways it’s getting cold now. i’m still sitting about typing after i got out of the shower, wearing nothing but a pink towel with little white rabbits sewn along the seams. it’s really strange how random thoughts always seem to come to me while i’m in the shower.

must make a mental note to change to a different brand of soap i guess.